recently befriended two hideous women. i'm an absolute dog as well. when we hang out we call it "ugly time"

Some recipes haven’t been lost

why would she say this

I watched the original animated Robinhood the other night with my kid, and was ready to declare jihad on the current animated movie industry by the end of it.

if i could look like anyone it would be cher in moonstruck (1987)

any other people aged 30 and up ever think about how much completely forgettable trash they've seen projected on 35mm in their lives. like yeah i saw Eragon on 35 back in 2006

Lmfao I’m into it

Second favorite part of robinhood is “spiders, snakes, and lizards heads if i tell, I’ll die til im dead”

I upset my mom once when i asked her “when in the song did he ask her to join him on that midnight train to Georgia?” And here i am again asking the same thing

I do feel bad for that girl though smh it happens she was just hella in love but if Lauren Conrad taught me anything it’s don’t not go to Paris for a summer in Malibu with your coke head boyfriend. In this case Paris is her improv troupe

I like in Caddo lake when she had to go into a Internet cafe and pay for internet lol good times

Sidetrack but MacKay does not get enough credit for being one of the most versatile actors of his generation.

Speak on it!

I think people just forget that gardens die and you have to start over, gardening is the same as cleaning the kitchen like oh i gotta do this shit AGAIN?

A lot like love is on Amazon prime starring Amanda peet if anyone’s wondering, trigger warning for Ashton Kutcher, but to me he’s cancelled out by Kathryn Hahn and Ali larter.

A bunch of deer scared the hell out of me this morning it’s raining so i didn’t hear the clip clop of their hooves behind me 😭 a buck 3 doe and a baby

I just overheard two older people talking about how he closed a psych hospital up here and they just let everyone out, like nowhere to go but you can’t stay here type thing, just a good luck surviving in the woods or town pat on the back