The same folks saying, “don’t have sex and you won’t get pregnant,” believe in a religion based upon the idea that a woman didn’t have sex and got pregnant.

Maybe if I ignore adulting it’ll go away…

Spending money abroad is just like monopoly money isn’t it 🤣🤣🤣

my favourite childhood memory was not going to fucking work

No one: Me tryna find a song: / 🚘 || \ / 🚘 \ / 🚘 || \ / || \ / || \

Selling one ladies day ticket for Musselburgh on Friday, RT please xxx

Needing 3 creamfields big green coach tickets leaving from Edinburgh on Thursday , return Monday !!!!!

Megan Markle at the Queens funeral

If I told her I’d be home from the pub by 11, I’d be home at 8

Due to her death, you will no longer receive a letter from the Queen for your 100th birthday. Instead, you will now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14

u cant always be the prettiest but u can always be the feralest

i wish snapchat would breathalyze you before letting you add to your story

me in the mirror after my period is 1 day late

“whats your sun, moon and rising?” me:

Looking for one skin on skin ticket for unit 51, Aberdeen

Rest in peace Matthew Perry. We are devastated by the news of your passing. Could we be any more heartbroken? No. You will be forever loved, always missed and never forgotten. Sending love to you, your family, your friends and your fans. #MatthewPerry #RIPMatthewPerry

Shoutout to mummy and daddy ✨ #LoveIsland #AllStars