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Live footage of me, trying to stay calm in anticipation of my event at Toronto International Festival of Authors (TIFA) this Friday evening:

Oh my god, thank you so much!!! 😭😭♥️♥️♥️

Yes, you have bested me. Congratulations.

Hey friends, my book is cheaper than it's ever been! Grab a copy now, get your holiday shopping done early, hand it out to Trick-or-treaters and be the really weird house at Halloween this year: amazon.com/If-You-Cant-Ta…

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Geraldine's latest book is 🔥🔥🔥: x.com/everywhereist/…

Updated vid of the crowd here at the Vice President JD Vance Kamala Harris rally TribLIVE.com

Oh, peanut. You really think you invented this?

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

"Protect yourself, however you can. I do not care what you do. Be selfish. Be angry. Buy yourself things. Stop shaving. Eat a doughnut on the toilet. Scream in to the void. Stay hydrated. Take up yoga. Give up yoga. Just survive." everywhereist.com/2024/11/it-is-…

Fantastic take at all times, not just now. When it all goes sideways, survive to thrive again.

Hey friends, I'm actually posting regularly on other platforms: bsky.app/profile/everyw…

This site is garbage and run by a trash person, but I heard that if you make fun of JD Vance, he will almost definitely see it because he's a desperately insecure crybaby. To be clear: I don't condone online abuse except when it comes to weird little fascist skin tags like him.

I heard that if you hug JD Vance he squirts out his insides at you as a defense mechanism like his closest living relative, the sea cucumber.

I heard that JD Vance saw Pluto Nash in the theaters opening weekend and cried because it was the most beautiful moving-going experience of his life.

Hello! Popping in to say that the paperback of my memoir, which was on NPR's best books of 2024, and which Saveur likened to the work of Laurie Colwin and Nora Ephron, and which the NYT called "loud and irrational" IS OUT TODAY!!!! penguinrandomhouse.com/books/720922/i…