Adam Ellis You're pregnant

Crew Sweet With a trash can

Karo🌸🌾🐀 dice in stock! Cheesy Broccoli

Thanks to Katya I've got some of the straight guys at work calling eachother hotdog water bitch

Trixie Mattel™ In line at Culver's now

Trixie Mattel™ HE will not be assisting.

Kevin How do you feel about a good stew?

Matt Baume Anyone else ever breath too deep and get a cramp?

Gym Stallions It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Trixie Mattel™ Remember tour Wisco roots. It's coming down the muskie.

Trixie Mattel™ It must be hard running into your hookups in public.

ガイレン＠野郎フェス【G-28】・ɴᴀɪɴꜱᴏᴏ・나인수 Spoon is the only one that can hold a liquid, no contest.

🔞diz-oxys🔞 Very nice. Kinda looks like his nipple has started to bleed or fall off.

Trixie Mattel™ Only if you throw the rejects into a wood chipper.
'Love your hair, hope you win!'

David Silver Thank you for calling Trixie Motel, this is David speaking. Do you want to get PUMPED?

Crew Sweet I think the page posted yesterday qualifies as a Father's Day pic. This will just be a bonus.

Adam Ellis Have a pizza delivered and specify you want it put in the box cheese side down.

Crew Sweet That was the 90s though. Anyone remember the voice acting in Sailor Moon? Meryl Streep as Luna.

🔞diz-oxys🔞 He offers himself to the Arkham inmates as an all you can feed cumdump for reduced sentencing with good behavior.

Fig Trixie Mattel™ We need a Charlie/Trixie collab ASAP