My focus the past two weeks has been like a strobe light that rolled down a mountain, dropped off a cliff, and got caught in a hurricane.

SOMEONE SAVE ME, I FINALLY CAVED AND JOINED STUMBLEUPON, WORST DECISION I'VE MADE IN A YEAR AND A HALF.

It's the puzzles. #fuckingpuzzles #puzzlersanonymous

Didn't watch SoA for 2 or 3 seasons. Watched most recent ep. "Last time on Sons of Anarchy..." Me: O.O...8-OOOO #alsofuckyouJax #opieforever

Also, holy snow bowl, amazing game. All I need is for the Cowboys to lose tonight and I. Am. Good. media.tumblr.com/f065e1330ab466…

"You think they're loving this in Philly?" That would be a fuck & a yes, sir. Half in love with the Bears right now. #sorrynotsorryDenise

Ever been so tired that you had to read a sentence over and over so that each time you could comprehend another word of it?

Some people assume that their presence is magical, and any reaction stating otherwise is like you spit on them & called their mother a whore

Sometimes you carry a weight around for so long that you've forgotten it's not meant to be there until it's gone.

End of the day, few people give you enough good to take their negative, and no one has the right to make you unhappy. BURN THOSE BRIDGES.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, GUYS! Be safe and awesome tonight, & I hope your new year gets better & better until you almost can't stand the happiness.;D

Missed most the Grammys for the ProBowl, came for Metallica, but SO glad I kept watching to see Same Love. Absolutely beautiful!

Every time I talk about Nutella I think of Sage. It's a conditioned response.

@NephilimCircle Aaaah! :D You're very welcome--thank YOU! I'm honored to be a converter. ;)

TEEEHEEHEHEHEEEHEEHEHEHEBeawbumbaway. A weemaweh, a weemaweh, a weemaweh.

Every time I get a scratch I can't explain, I am 98% convinced it's a demonic entity. I think I'll start doing the Nae Nae as a cleanser.

Never rush to fill a void. It'll have been better off being empty.

Now that I've filled my quarterly quota of coming on Twitter to say a bunch of random things (o.O), I'll slowly sink back into the shadows.

Oh, (I told you it was -slowly-) HAPPY SPRING! Though winter is the clingiest ex I've ever had.

If winter was human, I'd chain down its narrow-boned chest and icicle limbs then wrap it in fire. Too bad killing is illegal (except in FL).