Phone works BOTH ways. I ain't checking on nobody who ain't checking on me.

No message is a message & no action is an action.

There’s no rewind button on life , so be sure to enjoy every moment 👏🏽

Ohana means family and family means nothing in UNO. draw 4 BITCH !

i dont like hints, be straightforward or just stfu

I’m the busy-clingy type.. I’ma get to this money but I need u immediately after 💯

“PTO” stand for “prepare the others” because I’m not gonna be there 🤣🤣

if yall think that im rude.. u should hear that little voice in my head 😭

"U look mean" "U look mad" "U look tired" Bro I look like Im minding my business

im not a social butterfly im kind of more like a zoned out bird

Coworker beef dont got no age limit.. better come get Mr Billy before it go down

"You’re so funny" thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway

Relax bitch, I’m staring at you because you are pretty but we can fight to.

It hurts knowing I’ll probably never be able to call someone my wife.

imagine being late for work tryin to wake ur horse up, like bro giddy up plz we late

$50 for a haunted house?! I could just piss my mom off and get scared for free.. 😂😭

my back hurts maybe my wings are growing in because i’m such an angel

Idc who don’t like me I hope yall hate me actually

Imagine disliking me and im just over here googling if giraffes can jump

Single people, what if your soulmate is someone who isn’t your type and that’s why you still haven’t found them🤔