What would I enjoy— ..... 💭❕❗️ — nothing out of the ordinary came to mind. Can you sing? We can go do some karaoke??

A steady paycheck and we might be able to work something out.

That’s what I wanted to hear. Where do I clock in boss??

I better not get sent to hell after signing this.. 💢

I feel like I make you nervous. • Presses on the center of his glasses.• Do you think you have what it takes to keep up with me on the stage??

Damn. Maybe I wouldn’t be this bored if Yuu was here.

I would hope my wife could keep up. Though I wouldn’t be mad at you for melting to my voice.

Braaaaaziiiill!!!!

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I’m divorcing you 𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑹𝑶𝑼𝑺 𝑾𝑶𝑴𝑨𝑵 ˊˎ ˗ ~

Two.

“ I don’t want to be your friend. So,,, you flying back home ??? Driving back?? Maybe I can call you a Uber?? ”

Oooh. My turn 😈😈

pfffffft——

I have two hours to live before you get tired of my shit and send me there personally.

“ Ma’am, I pay my taxes. ”

// Happy birthday baby !! 🤩🤩

“ So what’s changed? Everyone still looks batshit crazy as usual. ”

He was.. TACKLED ⁉️ “The hell— ‼️What are you trying to break first? me or my glasses??” 💢