My pastor said “Stop being the ‘go to’ person for someone you can’t go to” I felt that

Me: I wish my husband would just do at least one load of laundry. Also me: Oh my God. Why is he doing the laundry?!? I don't like that shirt washed that way.

One of my favorite games to play is "Is this day overwhelming me because of my kids, my crippling anxiety, my lack of sleep, my work that is piling up or the fact that I spent too long on social media?"

You know you have hit full blown motherhood when you are jealous of another mom's minivan.

.Kylie Bearse and 9NEWS Denver Cameron has been counting down the days to the first meteorological day of fall for over two weeks. He woke up this morning excited to check it out!

One minute you’re young & carefree, and the next, you’re googling “what is a VSCO girl?” and still not understanding it.

In case you were wondering what marriage is like, my husband and I just fought over who was going to vacuum up the pine needles from the Christmas tree. Spoiler alert: we both wanted to do it.

Me: Would you rather have one million dollars or Domino's Pizza? 11-Year-Old: Domino's Pizza. Definitely Domino's. I can always make more money. I have no clue how to make Domino's garlicky crust. Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

The most unrealistic part of Puppy Dog Pals is not the talking dogs, not the missions they go on, and not the robot dog. The most unrealistic part of this show is that the two doggy brothers never fight.

Thanks for the reality check, Target . 🤦🏻‍♀️

Inside Out, but for people with anxiety, depression or some other mental disorder, called Inside Out and Upside Down.

My mom knows about my posts y'all didn't "love". She doesn't like any of you.

You might be a #boymom if you have to do the hover over your own toilets.

6yo: *tells me about something Daddy did that I don't like* Me: Don't tattle. Daddy can do what he wants, sweetheart. 6yo: *shrugs* I'm not sure that you mean that, but okay...

Hey Spin Master, did you know that it is actually Hufflepuff's Cup and not trophy? Information courtesy of my 11-year-old. #boymom #harrypotter #hedbanz #hufflepuff

No one is full of more false hope than a mom trying to rock a kid back to sleep that woke up too early from their nap. #sendhelp #momlife

I propose the next Presidential debate be moderated by a mom of at least four kids, who has been virtual schooling all year, while working from home and no longer has time for this nonsense. #momsforpresident