unseasoned yaoi: “i like him but.. he’s a boy… and i’m also a boy…” tasty seasoned yaoi: “I laid down with a man. I laid down with the Devil. And he has roots in me. All his spindly roots in me. And I can't think nothin' anymore but his voice and his words! Please! Help me!”

Willem Dafoe

Pete Wentz thinking about how soon he gets to do his greatest hobby again: telling lies and spreading misinformation

Te quiero, Wikipedia, nada me hará odiarte. Gracias por tus referencias, hacer poner de cabeza a académicos necios, conducir a rabitholes y a artículos muy graciosos.

how the economy feels right now

The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word ‘fuck’, the moon and the sea.

things like this that make me greatful for —OH DEAR GOD

While I was getting tattooed over the weekend, there was a No Kings protest going by the shop and a Ukrainian artist just sighs and says, “your people need to learn about fire”

"This planet is so boring bc there are no magical creatures" WRONG! field mice napping in flowers attack

Every rubber duck on the dashboard of a jeep represents a confirmed kill

I think of him sm

Jesus: [breaks bread] this is my body Jesus: [pours wine] this is my blood Jesus: [strums the opening chords of Space Oddity] this is ground control to Major Tom

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

Dracula weeping to this in his coffin with phone on full brightness

- ¿Drake? - ¿Qué? - ¿Dónde está el cuerpo de Cristo?