I hate being lied to.

Am I a massive narcissist for not agreeing with this?

When someone tells you a fact/story cause they forgot your the one who told it to them

can we just skip to the part where i’m rich and married?

I think about pizza a lot

Summers nearly over and I’ve not done anywhere near enough day drinking

I’m an asshole then

You know the pizza is going to flop when it turns up with big slices of tomato on 🤮

Can’t wait for all the new Eddie Hearn memes

I can’t be the only one who’s massively offended by anything other that warm white Christmas lights?

omg this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

Remember Bebo? Good times

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

Just sat waiting for the government to be like ‘April fools’ so we can all go back to our normal lives 😕

What an absolute legend Hugo!!!! #LoveIsland

Lol imagine fayes reaction if someone actually did something wrong #LoveIsland