This isn’t a cabinet. This is a junk drawer.

“we were lying on your couch… i love you gracie *laughs*” GOOD FUCKING BYE

Can't explain it but Bronwyn is the closest we will ever have to a Real Housewife being a gay man.

You dumb old f—king piece of sh*t — leather rubbery b*tch Donald Trump hands

The president-elect did this like 2 weeks ago. And then got elected.

Holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity

i want to be her when i grow up

that’s Nicole Kidman

one gasp, and then… how did it end?

🚨| The final bow and group hug of The Eras Tour🥹!

📹 | Close up of the final Eras Tour bow 🎇 #VancouverTSTheErasTour

Miranda: The shooter did what he had to do to fight against a corrupt system... Charlotte: But how can you think (whispers) *shooting* someone is right? Samantha: Honey, he could shoot inside me anytime he wanted! Carrie: Big is moving to Paris.

Don’t fucking talk to him like that

Where did you come from bitch - me to cotton eyed joe

and if i say that this was my brat when i was 10

Teachers can’t even get students to turn in their homework on time, but sure, let’s pretend they’re running a secret gender cabal.

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LOUISVILLE LARGE COED! I am such a proud alumn. That 2018 Trophy is dusty. Time to remind the Bandshell what shade of red is their favorite! 🙂‍↕️🤩😭

Dear Louisville All Girl, Congratulations on hitting the jackpot! We’re pleased to inform you that your penthouse suite is ready with full luxury accommodations. For the 11th time in a row, might we add. We hope you enjoy your stay. Sincerely, Management

She used my money to buy back her masters btw. I paid for that.