I used to be on the fence about reparations because I was confused about how they would work logistically, but then the govt sent literally everyone $1200 and now I’ve stopped being confused and have started being very pissed off.

Just posted a video @ Portland, Oregon instagram.com/p/CLNM6xnBw0H/…

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Hi just a quick check in to remind you of this lil single, out on all streaming platforms 2/22 and available for pre-save and pre-sale now. All thanks to @mattyfilms_ and @itsjackkennedy for this moody and wonderful lil video that I’ll ALSO be releasing soon ❤️💜❤️💜

The human body was simply not built to consume this many photos of Ted Cruz.

TODAY’S THE DAYYYYYYY!!!! A lil single about my very first lil breakup, where I learned that even when everything goes better than you expected, sometimes it’s still harder than expected. open.spotify.com/track/0K9tgl66…

Just posted a photo @ Mt. Tabor instagram.com/p/CLmxY5CBJ4T/…

Remember when Taylor swift was in New Girl? Wild.

Due to the actors strike I will no longer be telling men they are funny

Mr. Prez causing transit delays means I finally got to say "thanks Obama" in a sincere real-world context. Thanks, Obama.

Every time I leave Walmart I get myself a present. Because I survived.

Man, being third-party seemed so right before these primaries started happening.

Continuing to grind on in writing this paper. I have relocated to Shari's so that I feel guilty… instagram.com/p/BEXc7r-CUsd/

Time: 9:21 Pages: 10. Have gained sympathy from waitstaff, who gave me an entire pot of coffee.… instagram.com/p/BEXkSlGiUl4/

Time: 10:51 Pages: 14. I have been accepted as part of the Shari's. This is my home now. instagram.com/p/BEXuh2FiUi-/

Update: the people have made me their leader. I shall rule with grace and decorum. And ban all… instagram.com/p/BEX1bWOCUpk/

Update: have received email from instructor indicating that paper is not due until next… instagram.com/p/BEX3MLyCUrW/

I emerge from the Shari's a changed and grizzled woman. I no longer remember who I was before… instagram.com/p/BEX5dJ7iUuE/

How do the Evanses road trip? Answer: Very well. instagram.com/p/BGNbERRiUoh/

We love love, especially when we get to participate. Congratulations to the beautiful… instagram.com/p/BGQgdu7CUly/