“bro, last night was a movie” ya, a fuckin’ betamax maybe

i am in my 30’s and wore a backpack to work today and i feel like a fucking idiot

sum 41? i’ll take all of 41, please

big turk choco bars low key go hard

If you can’t North Korea me at my worst, then you can’t South Korea me at my best

Netflix, door dash, and true crime podcasts have stolen more dreams than failure ever will.

i was once a little cute baby and now here i am stoned and watching the smithonian channel

oh, so this is *your* year? name three years

Give yourself a good reason to #laughatlife courtesy of comedian Evan Mumford comedy special #evenmumfordburnseverything WATCH IT NOW: weownthelaughs.com/2025/01/evan-m… #weownthelaughs #wotl #comedyspecial

thinking about joining hinge again

man: i shot the sheriff, but i did not shoot the deputy. judge: ok that’s cool but i mean you still killed a guy so your ass is going to jail

feels like it’s been years since i’ve been all up “in a tizzy”

you say Quebec separatism, i say Just for Laughs gags

random person: hey are you the sweaty minion guy in that bbno$ 👶🚫💰 video? me: what an insane thing to say also me:

the grinch kinda has that "can't a white boy catch a vibe" thing going on

the picture of Noam Chomsky and Epstein kind of reminds me of when Lou Reed did that album with Metallica

i’m seeing clips of fat joe everywhere. is the algorithm telling me life’s getting better or getting worse i can’t tell stop it fat joe

Unjust Vexation would be such a sick crust punk band name