I’ll take Josh Allen’s ability to date Hailee Steinfeld thank you

I think Savannah bananas is for people like this

Dad giving Mom finalized divorce papers at my grad lunch

Alonso has the luck that Leclerc fans insist Charles has

F1 "fans" when the joke isn't "Alonso rookie, ocon 5s penalty, Franz Herman"

“We’re God’s chosen people, goyim”

liberal looking at irrefutable evidence that their worldview is bullshit: errmmm ...okay.... soo..... this is kinda like.... errrrrmmmmmmmm..... yucko???? eereeeeeeerrrrrrmmmm.... putting on my thinking cap... ermmmmm this is all a little icky yucko????

No internship, no roommates. At least I have Wii Madden 11

It makes me laugh since the Lakota stole it from the Cheyenne who stole it from the Arapaho who stole it from the Kiowa and so on and so on.

"Hi I'm a millenial whose parents took my gameboy advance during sermon back when I was a kid and this is my art"

"Your name is Elon now."

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Tl:dr - I’m deleting twitter. It’s a cesspool where the worst people alive constantly argue over any and everything and I genuinely believe it has taken a mental toll on me. Seek Christ, He is King.