Wild that the UPS store is now just an Amazon return hub

I’m convinced that all the different tiers at a car wash do the exact same thing

Me in 2026 realizing Stride gum is gone😭💀

If a hotel charges me to park, I am running the water 24/7.

I be hitting “no tip” on the ipads so fast nowadays..fuck am i tipping you for

did you know that in most white collar jobs you can just go for a 15-20 minutes walk multiple times a day and they just like don’t care

Samsung TVs act like every day is their first day being a tv

Europe bout to find out what life without 12 weeks of vacation is like

We were so successful at solving teen pregnancy that now nobody has kids until they're 40.

$6.50 back in 2017… Inflation is a b

My daughter’s lemonade stand was struggling, so we pivoted to AI compute. She’s been acquired by Microsoft for $1.2 billion.

WE CAN FINALLY REMOVE SHORTS

We literally have to kill everyone

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

how it feels to ask the gc who wants to play videogames and get left on read

me putting away my $200 in groceries

Dude at my job, 21 with 5 kids, I told him straight up, 'Your life is over'.