“There is only one way to avoid criticism: Do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.” — Aristotle

Don’t mistake small wins as losses

“I was concerned about going out into the world and doing something bigger than myself, until someone smarter than myself made me realize that there is nothing bigger than myself.” — Jim Carrey

Don’t take criticism from people you wouldn’t take advice from

Only bad things and wedding invitations come in the mail. So yeah only bad things

The one thing I’ve learned as an adult is to hold onto your jeans because they’ll eventually come back into style

Growing older is great because eventually you’ll have every possible permutation of jeans and your pants will always be in style

Im old enough that when I’m out at the bars I’m looking for a woman whose love language is lower back health

Don’t be fooled by football teams that are 8-9 or 9-8 because they’re really 8-8

Building a business is like conducting an orchestra while you make up the sheet music as you go

Does the scooper in new protein powder get buried naturally or do they want us to waste a serving trying to dig it out?

Your career isn’t a ladder it’s a jungle gym

It feels awesome when you’re addicted to something other people would call work

Does it feel weird when you put your phone in the wrong pocket?

Lemony Snicket’s advice on how to write a nice thank you note: 1. Do not start with the thank you 2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say, “thank you for the nice sweater,” you can’t imagine what to say next. Say, “It was so wonderful to come home from school to find