At least *someone* knows how to treat a Secretary General. Martini Seltzermayr Les Grecques Jean Quatremer x.com/NLatEU/status/…

Not in my name

And retire legally, y'know.

*Unlike Martini Seltzermayr I will act in accordance with the rules of the European Commission. arnoldporter.com/en/perspective…

You mean after Martini Seltzermayr we might get *ANOTHER* German Commission President? 😱

Psst Martini Seltzermayr, I hear Germany is looking for a new Defense Minister. #vonderLeyen #EPlenary

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Congratulations to me!

Don't tell them we're shape-shifters! 🤫

We tried exorcism but he keeps coming back...

Thanks for the mention Maïa de La Baume, but my predecessor's predecessor's predecessor #CatherineDay was European Commission's first ever female Secretary-General, for a whopping 10 years. Here's formerly @Cathy__Day with her successor @AItalianer. politico.eu/article/on-wha… #IWD2020

Ursula says she's glad >not< to have a Secretary General with the "stature" of 'Beast' Lamy or 'Monster' Selmayr, thank you very much. Berlaymonster Martini Seltzermayr politico.eu/article/europe…

We still haven't managed to exorcise Martini Seltzermayr.

Think again, Günther H. Oettinger (Schboof). 😤 #SelmayrGate x.com/GeorgiGotev/st…

Oy Martini Seltzermayr, wake up from the #SelmayrGate nightmare. It was all just an #AprilFool. I'm staying!

"With friends like Martini Seltzermayr, Europe doesn’t need enemies." says former EU judge Franklin DEHOUSSE about #SelmayrGate politico.eu/article/martin…

We will learn the lessons of #SelmayrGate by ensuring no one can unceremoniously boot me out the way I did to @AItalianer