“You’re always going to take photos of us having sex, aren’t you?”

“As long as they stay between us then that’s fine.”

“You look so perfect holding our pups.”

“Definitely right.”

“My. Heart. Just. Stopped.”

“Oh. I’m /very/ much alive.”

Sneaks up behind @PcrniciousWays before jumping on his back. “I miss you!”

Whining softly, he nodded his head with a pout. “Okay Daddy.”

Climbs into @PcrniciousWays’ lap with a wiggle. “Are you going to be around tonight?”

Sneaks up behind @PcrniciousWays and smacks his backside before running away with a laugh.

“The actual size difference between me and @PcrniciousWays.”

“When @PcrniciousWays is out, I love sending him videos.” x.com/MaltmanEric/st…

“@PcrniciousWays taking photos of me once again...”

“I miss you @PcrniciousWays and I need attention.”

“𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑.” ↠𝙾𝙲 ↠𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙶𝚊𝚢 ↠𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 - 𝚂𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 ↠𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜/𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 ↠𝙳𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚍 ↠𝙱𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 ♡ & ↺

“Isn’t my fiancé just the hottest?”

“@PcrniciousWays is never gentle but I’m definitely not complaining.” x.com/OscOtz/status/…

“I really miss @PcrniciousWays.”

“I miss you @PcrniciousWays.”