Is this what they mean by "Midwest nice"

no pic, no chat | know pic, know chat

What a beautiful thing. TMZ is how these people deserve to get covered. Not with the weepy piety of hill reporters who all have politicians in their profile pictures but sicko, unhinged papparazzi who believe in nothing.

my meeting runneth over

Why does the parkChicago app sometimes prompt me with a city ordinance about assaulting parking agents with the option to “cancel” or “continue”

y'all know what time it is

Northwest Indiana grindr turns the fuck UP

Reminder as a Trump puts out unhinged statements threatening to obliterate Iran’s existence, that the head of the so-called opposition party antagonized Trump for not being hard enough on Iran. Yet liberals will still blame Gaza protesters for Trump’s win

"let's fuck grandma" vs "let's fuck, grandma." punctuation is important!

How about an Israeli Saving Private Ryan where he’s dead but they have to go retrieve his cum

How long do y'all think she spent practicing this one

The democrats should really look into becoming the party where if u don’t vote its a vote for them. Seems like a huge advantage for republicans that they get that

fat people in the suburbs

According to actual liberals, liberal democracy is a fantastic system where you have to barely win an election every 4 years or you will be plunged into eternal fascism. Can't see any downsides here

i wonder why the boys makes fun of literally every aspect of right wingers except for their devotion to israel

Way more Dems than Golden want to continue this war. But they know it's politically toxic to vote for this war. So Dem leadership gets Golden to be the one vote to make sure this fails. He's not running for re-election, so he has nothing to lose. That's how this works.

we have got to stop letting children watch hbo

Dems are smart for not wanting this to get out bc the leadership is never, ever, ever going to break with Israel and this 2024 autopsy clearly says their support for Israel cost them the election. releasing it will only cause the party split faster, which is fine with me lol

well you're married so technically you had a Mrs carriage ahaha. the nurse will be in soon to go over your discharge instructions