I don’t know who needs to hear this but…buy the nice broom.

I second this. Expecting that a vacuum, traditional or roomba, will take care of everything you might use a broom for is like thinking a swifter complete replaces mops and rags. It’s best to know and be prepared before it’s necessary.

Why am I desensitized to assassination attempts now? How is it that this lunacy is just going to evaporate into the news cycle? I’ve just started volunteering for the Harris campaign and I’m going to keep going. Donald, I hope you stay alive, lose and have to deal with that fact.

What’s happening? Women like Amber Thurman are dying in Georgia due to Kemp’s abortion ban. We don’t have ballot initiatives, but we do have state leg elections. Republicans who support this heinous law must be fired in November. No exceptions. #SpeakUp

If it's not valuable, why are you stealing it?

Still thinking about this

“Anyway call me back when you get this message” killed me

Always and forever.

Oh. Now they write the story. Thanks, CBS.

Top of the pile for #desertbus featuring another simpsonified member Jordan Hopkins

I realize I should probably start dedicating to just using threads and joining blue sky, so I’ll probably get to that soon, but I’ve got some higher priorities at the moment.

Adding this heartwarming moral to the end of every episode:

Honestly this flipping owl never gives me any trouble. Duolingo in 2024! #Duolingo365

Owl

Spider-Man: Beyond the #SpiderVerse is coming exclusively to theatres June 4, 2027. 🕸️

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