I believe golf should be a full contact sport

I Photoshop paddington into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 469

they say we broke bad cause we be cookin

The probability of running into both John Mulaney and Bob Timms at a Steely Dan concert is low but not impossible

Saw Rage Against the Machine gotta give it a 2/5 rating because they didn’t play the guitar hero 3 Tom Morello battle

#GoBills

11/31: MANDY

Thanks for agreeing to the joint birthday party John Mayer and Bobby Weir

happy holidays

Warren Zevon is just the Yacht Rock version of the Misfits

this is every theater kids personal 9/11

Still thinking about seeing my doppelgänger last year

RIP to the GOAT

no matter what concert you’re at you’re at least within 20 feet of a fat bald man in a Black Label Society vest

No matter where you are Blues Traveler is playing within 3 hours from you

The smell