I have no clue what any of this crypto stuff even is. I literally have no money and scrape by on $800 a month. I have no financial skills or knowledge. I literally own one pair of pants because I can't afford anything. I just like reading shitposts and making friends on Twitter.

A $1 Million per bitcoin seems awfully bearish. Let’s be serious guys. Easily $1 Trillion per #btc 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Ethereum above $1680 is really in no man’s land until $2030. Short squeeze maybe? No idea what happens next. $eth Didn’t expect it to break $1800.

Maybe the bitcoin to a million trade is actually a sign to buy ethereum? Lol, that would be funny. Ether rips instead.a# Alt Zsn

The next crypto bull run will be different. In the last, many people sold bitcoin, ethereum, and alts for "real assets." Well, real assets are in trouble. US banks are failing and Justin Sun is bidding for Credit Suisse. This time, people might simply hold on to their crypto.

As it currently stands, this is the best-performing week for Bitcoin since April 2019 when it ran from $3K to $14K in short order

Getting close to MicroStrategy's break-even price of $30,137

$28,400 #btc 🚀🚀🚀

$1840 $eth 🚀🚀🚀

This is notable. Everyone in Switzerland is blaming regional US banks as the catalyst. If they're right, then that suggests a much bigger problem. How much money is flowing out of the weaker banks? And where is it going? Are JPM & BofA just getting trillions of new deposits?

Only $972,000 to go in the next 89 days!!! Bullish #btc 🚀🚀🚀

It's not actually a bull market until people yolo their entire net worth into a jpeg based on ten minutes of research

If Trump did something illegal and it’s not covered by executive privilege, should definitely be treated under the same laws as everyone else. All Presidents should be. Just cause you win an election doesn’t mean you become god. Common sense fairness.

It's All Over!!! This what happens when no one wants to hold USD in banks that can't borrow from the Fed using #banktermfundingprogram. Not sure how the Fed can hike when its handing out dollars to it's peers. Cut Cut Cut $BTC = $1mm

Operation choke point but they nuked the global banking system

The longer I operate in markets the more I accept price leads narrative.

I've never been more bearish on ETH

I imagine the market will either go down before Fomc and rally after meeting or just rip all week. They’re never going to raise 50bps. So it’s 25bps or nothing. I don’t see a bearish outcome short term unless another bank fails.