Michael The Mans Sanzio (@ethansoaresed) 's Twitter Profile
Michael The Mans Sanzio

@ethansoaresed

Michael Sanzio Enthusiast, #1 Residential Director. Not actually Sans the Mans though it’s who I long to be

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calendar_today17-11-2023 03:22:06

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This Bills-Chiefs game actually is eternal suffering with the unending glaze for this painfully mediocre chiefs offense #chiefs #patriots

This Bills-Chiefs game actually is eternal suffering with the unending glaze for this painfully mediocre chiefs offense #chiefs #patriots
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BC so far for the class of ‘27 has already landed maxpreps All American Wesley Winn AND Mater Dei quarterback Furian Inferrera. Holy shit let Bill cook #bcfootball #bostoncollege

BC so far for the class of ‘27 has already landed maxpreps All American Wesley Winn AND Mater Dei quarterback Furian Inferrera. Holy shit let Bill cook #bcfootball #bostoncollege
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Running to prepare the gates of Stayer for the onslaught to come, hopefully this time I won’t take a dump in my spandex. #castlestayer #yankovyanks

Running to prepare the gates of Stayer for the onslaught to come, hopefully this time I won’t take a dump in my spandex. #castlestayer #yankovyanks
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We are preparing for #thereturn and are on standby. Yankov and minions of #TheCeremony will NOT take Stayer hall. Updates to come…

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The deep state wants you to believe that Julia is tucked away at an institution far away from campus. The truth? I knocked her over the head with a comically large frying pan, and dragged her to the Stayer basement where she remains behind bars. No need to worry boys, BC is safe

The deep state wants you to believe that Julia is tucked away at an institution far away from campus. The truth? I knocked her over the head with a comically large frying pan, and dragged her to the Stayer basement where she remains behind bars. No need to worry boys, BC is safe
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Holy shit we’re unbanned and so back. I’m more bricked up then when I popped those rhino pills for my 4 hour stroke sesh this past Sunday, can’t wait for many more. #theEmail #bostoncollege

Holy shit we’re unbanned and so back. I’m more bricked up then when I popped those rhino pills for my 4 hour stroke sesh this past Sunday, can’t wait for many more. 
#theEmail #bostoncollege
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If you aren’t taking 3 leg parlays on Roman Anthony ending this game with a homer in the 9th, you’re doing sports betting all wrong #redsox #RomanAnthonyTurnsMeOn

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The Sox’s absolute destruction of the Twins tn has got me fired up for my 3+ hour stroke sesh oiled up in my porcelain bathtub. You will not be able to reach me between the hours of 5:26 to 8:32. #redsox #baseball #imhardasarock

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Josh Dobbs is a Vikings operative, throwing literal hospital balls to all of our receivers, Kyle Williams is now out of the game #vikingscia #patriots

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Dylan Lonergan with over 390yds and 4 passing tds, yet the genuinely horrific Boston college defense somehow managed to fuck it up and lose to mich state 42-40. #bostoncollegebengals #collegefootball #imendingitall

Dylan Lonergan with over 390yds and 4 passing tds, yet the genuinely horrific Boston college defense somehow managed to fuck it up and lose to mich state 42-40. #bostoncollegebengals #collegefootball #imendingitall