Whoever in this lifetime has given me a hard time for being a fanboy of Quinn XCII needs to look in the mirror. Swifties are goin absolutely loco berserk rn.

Bro LMAO 😂 I have peaked. I’m in Detroit for 3 months, let’s make this meet n greet of mine a reality! #goofballsunite

I asked a patient if they were hard of hearing… they lean forward “pardon me?” Whelp, there you have it folks.

If you chew gum w your mouth open and you are reading this. Just stop chewing gum w your mouth open please 👄

Went to the UP lookin for Quinn XCII hit water so had to turn around… back to Detroit #thesearchcontinues

Ran 4 miles around Belle Isle today lookin for Quinn XCII but what I found after all was home boy reaching for a 🥜 #thesearchcontinues

*at a wedding and sees an attractive girl* me: “you wanna dance?” — immediately starts gwiddying after rejection

Tracy Morgan really foreshadowed this in The Longest Yard… Brucie must be happy!

Hey Quinn XCII see you at the Detroit Red Wings game tn?

I just watched Die Hard for the first time. My official vote is in and I want it to be known where I stand. Die Hard IS a Christmas movie. Take a long hard look in the mirror if we disagree. 🤫

How we feelin bout these creamsicle Bucs jerseys?

Sure, we’ve heard of Wheat Thins but when are Wheat Thiccs gonna get there chance?

Pringles are severely underrated

Everyone always says there goes John Jacobgingleheimerschmidt, but not how is John Jacobgingleheimerschmidt

It’s 2024… how are people still sneezing in the palm of their hand…

I love that guys in suits with staches still fuck with me

I miss the days when AI was referring to Allen Iverson>>>

In honor of Quinn XCII ‘s newest album becoming complete, I present to you last weeks People’s Champs from a Bach party in Nashville! #YouHaveAlreadyWon #goofballsunite