This dock is holding a Greg 🥚 on its Held

The left wing impulse to read books and think

Good morning, NYC. We have some very exciting news to share.

i know it's pride month and that's great and all but next month is international ethan month so let's save some of our energy for that too

$3 million for Iraqi Sesame Street.

folks we are getting to dangerous levels of hopium

he's gonna kill himself!!

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

🚨 FGSW proudly endorses Zohran Kwame Mamdani 🚨 a candidate that wants to make this city affordable and puts unions front and center in the fight for a better New York. Join us in filling your ballot with these other great candidates, and send Cuomo back to the suburbs!

obviously I already had low expectations for the nytimes but somehow they still manage to surprise me with just how bad it can be

On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park. New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.

Hope is not naive when you have a vision and a movement behind it. Hope is in fact righteous. This is the dawn of a new era in New York City. And we will win it together.

made da wokest take of da convo in da trap everybody just sighed loudly

Joined my local team, told coach I'm at my best as an auxiliary trequartista with a double pivot behind me. He plays me as goalkeeper.

actually i was talking about it so idk what you’re on about

can a sandwich be upside down

I was a Hitler Youth. :(