My intrusive thoughts

Ever since I turned 22 I’ve woke up in the middle of the night for a piss. I’m ancient.

Ka-chow! Soup up your outfit and take a victory lap with these Disney and Pixar Lightning McQueen Crocs available September 8!🚗⚡️ #LightningMcQueenDay #PixarFest

The only royal I like is royal rumble

LMAOOOOO Garfield was in there mixing they shittt

could be us

Dua lipa should marry my buddy Matt who likes all of her photos on ig

Forgotten😢

TW: These images were passed around a WhatsApp group which included serving and retired Met Police officers. They are not a Police family, they are the UK’s biggest gang. They’ll never have my trust. What Newsnight uncovered is just the tip of the iceberg.

My timeline is either horny or racist. No in between

“Don’t wind up the dog, he’ll be annoying” Me:

Horses in Attack on Titan be like

Me every 4 month

Lancesico 🇱🇨

this is the plot of naruto i promise

This might be an all time edit 😭😭

Nobody: Older women on public transportation looking at what you’re doing on your phone: