ÚLTIMA HORA: Una columna de humo blanco en Tel Aviv indica que Israel ha elegido un nuevo CEO para OnlyFans.

FBI agents have to retire at 57, air traffic controllers at 56, and pilots at 65. But somehow demented 70 and 80 year olds running the country is totally fine. Make it make sense.

PUT MORE TREES IN PARKING LOTS

He don't have internet

4 solo home runs. 13 strikeouts. Losing by 1. The Mariners are so back.

Nowhere does the Bible command you to support a country founded in 1948 by the Rothschilds.

Shams Charania All the replies here made me lose faith in America. People are so uneducated, can’t think anymore because of AI, but act like their dumb opinions matter. Freedom of speech? Since when could people say whatever they want when they represent their employer? It’s sad

Mariners lineup:

Nigga averaging 8 points a game over here worried about what gay people do with their free time. He worried about the wrong balls.

Kade Anderson was awesome in his professional debut. Final line: 4IP, 5H, 0R, BB, 6K, 59 pitches, 43 strikes. All 5 hits were singles & 2 didn’t leave the infield.

let a rookie hit four HRs against us in his first four regular season games no singles in our first two games win a ten-inning one-hitter let an outfield traffic cone rob three HRs against us in a 1-0 loss all within our first nine games only the mariners, baybeeeeeeeeee

Dear Americans, Iran does not have the missile range to strike your country; if an attack occurs, it would most likely be carried out by your own GOVERNMENT or ISRAEL.

BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump demands Congress allow Epstein survivors publically testify about what happened to them, saying Epstein did not act alone.

This Goldy call is an instant classic

Ichiro sacrificed the bat on his statue to unfuck the mariners that's why he's the greatest of all time

Rest in piss

Idk why people listen to Katseye 😭😭

Mike Evans in a WR1 role in San Francisco

Thunder are BY FAR the best team in the league