If a 6’8 250 lb clown was sitting in the corner staring at me I would have a heart attack x.com/espn/status/92…

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why...... in the...... FUCK........ does it take me........ HOURS......... to complete an assignment........ that can easily be done in minutes............. WHY..... is my attention span..... so..... ASS??????

I️ can’t even draw a stick figure 🙃😂 x.com/timeiapsevids/…

Hold my beer

Where are these type of females at? x.com/cvrmelgoddess/…

Exactly why I don't have one...

I can’t deal with my niece 😂 x.com/kaitymac14/sta…

You see if I try this to my dog he don’t stop licking 😂 x.com/cgguy44/status…

I ain’t taken any chances 😂 x.com/talentofla/sta…