If he’s looking like a wounded dog on the street it’s because the cafe got his tea all wrong.

'Did you know that blood can be used to substitute eggs when you bake?' - New account, experienced writer. - Original character, no fandom, open to crossovers. - Mentions & DMs always open! - 18+ for mature content. - Come and say hello! He doesn't bite... unless you ask him to.

Rainy Afternoon at the Black Rooster (Open Starter!) Read: tl.gd/n_1srj11p

'I am the son and heir of nothing in particular.' Oliver Russell; middle child, unfortunate heir, peace keeper, secret keeper. - New original character, experienced writer. - Fandomless, multiple storylines. - Some 18+ / NSFW themes. - Starters always welcome / DMS always open!

&& how is Tom Hiddleston 40 now like ....

It really is a birthday miracle isn’t it ?

The thing about having a birthday on 29 February is decided whether to celebrate on the 28th or 1 March

ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ 𝑫𝑹. 𝑹𝑬𝒀 𝑷𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑬. “After all, these were blood drinkers, beings who spoke gently, liked poetry, and yet killed mortals all the time.” ᅠᅠ ᅠ Muse of #𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑶𝑳𝑫𝑰𝑬𝑹

⠀ 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒐𝒃𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔, 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒆.... 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒑𝒖𝒛𝒛𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 ↻ + ♡ ⠀

Sighs softly and just sort of puts his face in his hands while sitting at his desk.

“One million makes you concerned dearest William?”

Who’s up for a game of tennis?

Gawks a second. “You um — you have everything needed?”

“Okay good.” He picks up his racket bag and his gym bag. “Come on then.”

A deep chuckle rumbled from his chest as he looked over at Toby. “You didn’t take me as the tennis type or as the athletic type?”

#SeductiveSunday

“The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.” • Professor of Pure and Applied Mathematics • Widow • Mother of one, for now

It’s been some time since he’s seen Hannah M. Jones. He wonders if she’ll even remember him. Recalling where her gallery is, he makes his way there and slips inside easily where he begins walking along admiring the paintings.

let me be your one-man army