// What if I made Scootaloo AND Pinkie... I already have a billion accounts, what's two more-

Top or bottom? Come on, they're equals. ♡

//A Scootaloo, showed up, very nice. Now I'll only need to make that Pinkie... Unless I also make a Scootaloo. Who knows? I'm goofy mode like that.

// Trying to make that Pinkie, but Twitter constantly stopping me- Fuck my chungus life.

She's joining. There is no room for negotiation.

Affirmative. She used her magic to expand the pool.

It happened so yeah really, sis

Jeez, she can take a break from that whenever she wants. Sometimes a cute mare just wants a warm bath. It's not THAT weird.

Really? Well, Starlight's there now, so that didn't seem to stick. Cozy bath, by the way, she'll make sure to get extra comfortable.

Jeez, she doesn't want to talk about equality, she doesn't want to share casual time with Starlight. And here the unicorn is, thinking her thing was making friends. That could hurt another pony's feelings.

So mean! Starlight hadn't even brought that up, Apple Bloom did! Seems like she really doesn't believe in putting differences aside. How heartbreaking that Starlight can't even share a bath with a potential friend...

You should let her use her hypnosis magic. It's canon, look it up, she does have that ability. So, let her do it to you. 🎶

Holy fuck, Lucina is real.

Big mama Glimmy-Glam just landed in Ponyville, what up?

Who's up Glimmering their Starlights?

Is that everypony's favorite cult leader? Wow, it is!

Equality! Isn't that just the best?

//Hm. I wanna make that Pinkie account again... Need even more bad bitch mares...

Why must Twitter forces conspire against me? I yearn to make that Pinkie, and yet it damns me with a default handle that I cannot change. Oh, the misery. Twitter wants to be my enemy.

//What a pain that I can't change my @ yet. Buuuuuut, there IS a Pinkie Pie now...