CONVERSATION I JUST HAD: ME: Two Thin Mints please GIRL SCOUT: That’ll be $10. Or you can get four boxes for $20! ME (gentle): Um, that’s not a savings GIRL SCOUT (NOT gentle): NO ONE SAID IT WAS ... ME: Four boxes would be great.

Sean Penn looks like Robin Wiliams as Popeye. Am I wrong here?

There should be a social media app called Hyperbole.

I realize this doesn’t make me any different from 80% of the people currently living in Los Angeles, but I just finished writing a screenplay and I’m pretty excited about it.

The Two Turtles From Rocky Are Now 44 Years Old!! And Sylvester Stallone owns them! shareably.net/turtles-rocky-…

Anytime I don’t want to continue talking to someone I just start talking about Flat Earthers and make them unsure if I am one. Works every time.

Happy Halloween start!

I miss when Twitter was just a place you would go to write: What if Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster got a PHD, he would be Dr. Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster.

A 39-year-old Dennis Quaid sits outside a hospital’s nursery, he’s approached by a new father, “Which one is yours?” Dennis points at an adorable newborn, “In 26 years, that one.”

Filmmakers. Moviegoers. Don’t listen to critics!!!! If you love The Shining get your ass to see Doctor Sleep at the Cineramadome in Hollywood and support Mike Flanagan Spread the word. This is handcrafted filmmaking and a sequel worthy of much applause!!!

Omg. I loved both the Mr Rogers doc and movie but never watched it as a kid because of this. mashtheory.blogspot.com/2006/06/horror…

Variety Great! One Little Finger - a film that promotes ability in disability and employed over 80 disabled actors is on the Oscar Ballot. Please support us Mark Ruffalo Bryan Cranston Marlee Matlin Danny DeVito Edward Norton 🌻🇺🇦 trailer: youtu.be/xtMceQBQBow

Why are we being punished for having extra long legs Delta. We shouldn’t have to pay for more leg room if this is how we were born. Feels discriminatory/unfair. All airlines need to accommodate real life. It is dangerous to have my knees smashed into the seat in front of me, no?

Movie "One Little Finger" is now in the race for the #Oscars 👍 to Director Rupam Sarmah actress Tamela D'Amico 📺 including 80 children with Disabilities. Winning🏆🏆 global peace #AbilityinDisabilty 🙏 youtu.be/hn87zZ7He6A blazingminds.co.uk/one-little-fin… youtu.be/xtMceQBQBow

Listen to me. We ONLY want Scott Bakula to do this - this is my Dream news. slashfilm.com/exclusive-nbcs…

This #physicalcomedycomp has us 🤣#tragedyplustimeequalscomedy instagram.com/p/B75ShC5H2k4/…

Why not just say her name? Give her the credit for courage to come forth against a monster!!! You do a disservice to her story by saying ex-waitress. Terrible headline. #sayhername variety.com/2020/biz/news/…

Kristen Wiig dress. Red Vines or Twizzlers? She chose both. That dress is wiiging out! Lol.

#TPMadness #corona 🚽 😱😆🧻 🧻🧻 The Michael McDonalds - Bernice Has a Problem guest starring Kelly Meyersfield @kellmeyersfield @emmettleestang jhoepps @tameladamico #ETC #YahMoBThere michaelmcdonaldofficial instagram.com/p/B9yeuH9nL8F/…

BUDDIES!!! Dr. Vinny Boom Botz and Gregg with two Gs plan to meet up during the pandemic clandestinely. Starting @tameladamico and @kellmeyersfield #snapchat👻 @ North Hollywood, California instagram.com/p/CAa9D5MH_RW/…