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Your nightly river shot!

y'all be scared to double text Imaoo not me ding ding tis i again

The way this world works is beyond me.

“listed as ‘remote’ for visibility” is wild

There’s no such thing as being polite at a 4-way stop. If it’s your turn, fucking go.

Website: That was the wrong password. Chrome: I will save it for you.

I saw a quote that said "to procrastinate is to willingly endure the discomfort of anticipation, rather than the discomfort of action. Both are burdens, but only one leads to progress" and if that didn't light a fire in me.

People who say making college free will decrease the significance of a degree are accidentally revealing a truth that college is prohibitively expensive as a means of class and status maintenance.

Ordered food delivery to my hotel in Sapporo. The driver was this older guy, probably late 50s. When he handed me the food, he noticed I had a map of the city open on my phone. Asked in English if I was lost. I said no, just planning tomorrow's route to see some temples. He

had an ex who was violent, I had a restraining order. Dude violated it and when I called the police he told us both his therapist advised him to do it “for closure” cop went “what’s the name of the therpist?” Ex: what? Cop: what’s the name of your therapist’s practice? Ex:

at some point as an adult it is your responsibility to learn about history and politics outside of what you were taught in traditional k-12 education

A real life community note is crazy LMFAOO

U ever try calling ur mom when you’re extremely up-regulated, she doesn’t answer, you self regulate back to normal, then she calls you back and completely dismisses what got you unregulated in the first place??? now I’m re-up-regulated happy fucking Mother’s Day