I don't wanna throw shade but if Americans consider 250 words an "essay", it explains so much.

i hate when a <3 gets automatically turned into a heart emoji, if i'm typing <3 it's very intentional and a completely different vibe than a heart emoji do not make that decision for me

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on: •Iced tea imported from England •Lifeguards imported from Spain •Towels imported from Turkey •And turkey imported from Maine

maybe i’m too british but americans have such a weird sense of humour like i have never laughed at snl but they watch it religiously every week and think it’s hilarious??????

These new babies are coming with new features. Babies shouldn't be able to hold in their laugh, man😭😭😭

when the construction music allegations get too real

girl i got degrees to get tf

“This is blackwashing” ma’am that is a green woman

My Grandma… texting me this morning from Honduras 🇭🇳 😭 She’s 84 🥰

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

The British press after seeing Wicked 🧙‍♀️🗞️ #CynthiaErivo #wicked

Good

these Black Friday sales need to get a lil blacker for me

my whole life just flashed before my eyes

i want to go on walks with you at night and tell you which houses are my favorite

that’s Yongbok.

felix saying "no" with his deep voice 🐿: woah? my heart just fluttered 🥟: oh you feel that too? 🥟🐿: [started imitating felix]