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@estebansemtex

Not your father’s Beef Lord.

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calendar_today06-09-2010 18:15:02

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Know what’s mad? Bisto have a calorie per serving notice on the jar. And the serving size? 50ml. If I made a meal that required gravy and gave you 50ml of it, I could be tried for a crime against humanity.

Know what’s mad? Bisto have a calorie per serving notice on the jar. And the serving size? 50ml.

If I made a meal that required gravy and gave you 50ml of it, I could be tried for a crime against humanity.
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Paris, furious at not having the Olympics for 100 years, petulantly make their Opening Ceremony last an entire century. #OpeningCeremony

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We’ve had a harrowing weekend of Fucking Around, so I’m very much looking forward to this week’s theme of Find Out.

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I’m beginning to think I could lock George Clarke in a hotel room like in Old Boy and he’d come out after 15 years and call it an “Amazing Space”.

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Happy Saturday to everyone expect the person who decided that whenever you ask your Google speaker to ply a song on Spotify it will choose the shittiest live recording it can. To you, whoever you are, I hope you get sand under your foreskin.

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Surfacing from my honeymoon to briefly laugh my cock off at Oasis fans. The thick end of £500 to watch those? You fucking deserve Ticketmaster and surge priced Hotels.

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I love this time of year. The leaves turning. The chilly nights. Digging out my jumpers. The stench of rotting pumpkins on every street.

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The person who realised you can just lie about “higher than usual call volumes” instead of hiring enough staff deserves to be slowly penetrated by a Rhino.