Not a single one of these pickup trucks was stuck on…wet concrete. This isn’t defense. It’s murder. Point blank GSW to the face.

This is a Top 10 Gaslighting statement in the US history. I disagree with Republicans on issues, I disagree with Democrats on issues. What I TAKE issue with is one of these sides telling me to ignore what I see and hear with my own eyes and ears and to believe their words.

TBF- this is the safest and most law-abiding thing he’s done in front of two young girls in like 5 decades.

Do you get it yet?

Kristi Noem and Pete Hegseth told me this armed domestic terrorist was looking for mass casualties of LEOs and that the fed govt has the backs of ICE agents 100%. My eyes told me this nurse with an iPhone got pepper sprayed, tackled and executed in broad daylight. Get it yet?

It’s almost…like I’d…rather live in a country that isn’t headed by a racist tyrant than have the Dow tick up a couple points.

I only speak English so I had trouble understanding the halftime show. What does “Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy” mean?

Just heard a TV commentator tell me I just saw the first Nose Butter Cork 12 in this #Olympics and I’m certain I believe him.

Jim Jordan, JD Vance and Lex Wexner being buckeyes is a real fucking bummer. Can we vote to excommunicate or something? How does this work?

“Babe, I’m so mad I have to leave work early to go get our son out of the building he’s inside of while other people are outside of it. Meet me at his school in 10 and film me.” It’s a Walk Out, dumb dumb. The school didn’t usher 1,000 kids onto a highway overpass during lunch.

Things no one actually asks for: - The morning routines of instagram personalities - Connections with strangers on LinkedIn - A veggie burger at Burger King - The alien files What millions of Americans are pleading for: - The truth being buried in the Epstein files

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That money must be coming out of our Tariff Revenue stream, then? Surely you’re not using my federal tax dollars to fund someone else’s retirement account…

If I displayed this level of racism and harassment to a coworker at my regular ass 9-5 that doesn’t represent constituents or our country, HR would walk me out same-day.

Joe Biden is the number one reason for an existential threat to American safety and MAGA chose to run in 2024 on a campaign of anti-trans collegiate athletes, post-birth abortions and foreigners eating their neighbors’ dogs?

“Wiping out these terrorists who indiscriminately target civilians and attempt to hold the global economy hostage is part of the ongoing noble U.S. mission.” Says the regime the set unprecedented global trade tariffs and blew up a school of innocent children with a Tomahawk

Absolutely heartbroken for Siena. But more heartbroken for the 150 kids you blew up with a tomahawk missile and the hundreds of minors in the Epstein Files that were raped, tortured, killed and eaten and for the kids we’re going to send overseas to die in a war we didn’t want.

This would be true if it wasn’t categorically false.

You must have transposed the trade. Picasso died in 1596.

“Booker has been fined for criticizing the officiating in their playoff game. It’s an act contrarian to the values of the NBA standards and will not be tolerated. In unrelated news, he’s totally right about that Tech. We’ll have that erased. That’ll be two shots for SGA.”