I’ve never been good with feelings

Lupe: *pointing at erica and I* “kiss”

Ok so Erica and I finally watched ‘everything everywhere all at once’ As we were watching it at first we were like is this the right movie? Is this the movie everyone is talking about? And by the end of it we were quietly sobbing and didn’t know why. 10/10 would recommend

“Scarlett Johansson? Pass. Black widow? Smash.

Wall-E is so much better if you imagine Wall-E as a little introverted lesbian

Erica and I were watching Grease and she sings the songs with so much passion it’s like she was there or something

3 year old: I want to rest Me: ok 3 year old: I’m not ready to rest Me: ok 3 year old: I need to lay down Me: ok

Erica: can you make me a tea? Me: yea which one Erica: a tit-tea Me: I’m putting that on Twitter Erica: that’s fine no one reads your Twitter anyways

Question for people that top. What are some good stretches for your lower back?

*walking downtown* random guy: can you guys spare any change Me: sorry I don’t have cash random guy: damn no one has cash anymore. Ima start robbing people

Me: I’ll make the roasted potatoes. E: Don’t you dare. Me: You work so hard, the least I could do is ruin the potatoes.

Should I get a hoodie or go save to go to the strip club?

Thanks for sticking to the budget honey ❤️ these choices are hard

My cinnamon rolls will be making their first LA appearance Easter weekend. Honestly didn’t think this would happen but it felt good to see them and eat them again. I’ll let y’all know when the preorder link is live 🫶🏽

This is the natural response when ✨chill la kill✨ 🇵🇸🕊️ texts you right

Why is Batman so horny?

I met a girl at a party I wasn’t planning on going to, and it changed my entire life for the better. Truly the most beautiful and happy love. It was an easy yes. Escalante-Lu’s coming soon! ❤️💍 Tricia Lu surprised me sooo good. 😭

friendsgiving #2 🤠💖