Buys new game Plays League anyways

My favorite thing. Monke

That turtle was racist and wanted to fight me

She wanted me to post her actually picking something up, but I missed the 4 minutes of struggle and my brother offering to ask for a fork 📔amanda📔

Taco Bell got my order wrong but damn the food I got was way better than what I ordered.

This drive was supposed to be 20 minutes

I'm not hungover I have a headache from my roommate's girlfriend yelling at me for 30 minutes as I was driving everyone home complimenting my hair and pulling at it

They can pry the cheesy chalupas from my cold dead hands

This seemed vaguely threatening

Ya boys clean with it

Isn't this the book Sam's mom gave him in Transformers?

Genius plays on my part

Time to disappoint people at this salon by getting a haircut and immediately putting on a baclava and helmet to ride my motorcycle out

It's warmb outside

My mom saw 2 dishes on the table and knew exactly where we were. Pilipino Poodie Queen

Huh interesting

Completely random, does anyone know of someone who would make a pngtuber model of an F16 fighter jet?

Snow cleared, mission complete. #ForThoseWhoComeAfter

The Japanese have discovered Mackinac Island!

My brother graduated med school !