Threw down in the kitchen just to prove to some broke cokeheads that Im wifey material

best Arnold Palmer of all time today

using oomf recovering from surgery as an opportunity to force him to watch glee

Clang clang clang goes the trolley

just saw the La Guardia delta attendant that I sobbed in front of the last time I was leaving New York

spark 🥀 thank you kaori

who am i to ask for more

When I was in the 8th grade I thought Ride by Lana Del Rey was the most profound song of all time and I was right

me every morning with cabinet

sometimes its beautiful to see an old situationship fall in love on instagram cause its like Aw i would never have been that good to you

Sometimes I be feeling like it’s me and Drake vs the world

In a past life I was a straight frat bro with an unhealthy relationship to women and sometimes it bleeds into my current life.

i never see any of my opps at the library

In my heart I know I am an ambient electronic musician I just haven’t made anything yet. and never will

Reblogging Jenny Holzer truisms on tumblr was a high like no other

hoes comparing themselves to me they dont even got a library card

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares