The foolishly wrathful cats, the trickster bird aggravating their dispute, the mighty peace-keeping hound… this clip is mythopoetic

i move into my house legit next weekend and i have packed not a single thing

i just got the maui babe browning lotion bc i feel like my tan has plateaued and why did not a single review say that this shit smells like the chicken ramen noodle seasoning packet?? wtf

“you’re good i’m just gonna check your ladies” ass i walk in the club like omg pls act like ive never seen y before wtf?

both the girl and the guy i’m talking to are going to ft laudy this weekend am i being set up?

made almost $1700 in three days i’m in my baggg

haven’t been able to get into my twitter for like a month omg it feels good to be back

why does everything cost money!!!!!!

Frenchys JuneII 2025 photomemories.eventgallery.com/frenchys-junei…

i just had a dream that i killed diddy

ugh this is why we love you

I just wanna start out saying i know no one is perfect and we all make mistakes….but i saw crankdat in the airport purposely buy a Dasani water when 10 other brands of ice cold water shared the same case. Idk its been on my mind for weeks.

i screamed 😂😂😂

just spilled molly all over my floor lmao good morning

really having my way

the sun setting early is actually ruining my life

lynds said i’m freaked out ://

my brother would, very politely and with informed consent, move mountains for the people he cares about. he deserves that to be reciprocated.

The worst thing is realizing how many people aren’t just misinformed, they’re actively evil, openly enjoying the suffering of innocent people.

there’s something really sick and fucking twisted about having jail food cravings