Urgent - the Palantir NHS data deal is a huge threat to the NHS, but it still hasn’t been signed, and there are reports that the government is now wavering. This is our chance to get it dropped - sign the petition to the health minister now: foxglove.org.uk/campaigns/pala…

Brilliant. Hey The Labour Party maybe you should hire these guys to do your party political broadcasts?

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Varane literally moving out of the way of the ball #MUNAVL joke of a team

What fresh Twitter hell is this?

Name a bigger lie

If you're a knuckle dragging shaved bollock, 30p has a message for you.

I’ve never seen this clip, from a few years ago. The best articulation of simple geopolitical reality I’ve seen in a long time. Even a simpleton could understand it, if only they’d listen. God I miss grown up, well-read, pragmatic and convincing leaders.

Don't vote Tory. I shall not be taking questions at this time. #GeneralElectionNow #ToryLies

Off you fuck then. theguardian.com/news/2024/may/…

Good. news.sky.com/story/donald-t…

Which fag packet do you think they came up with this shit on? All this time in government and who knew they could actually do things?

Is anyone else's feed this morning full of nothing but right wing racist nonsense, transphobia, and reform "party" crap? Or is it just me? I've spent the last 20 mins blocking accounts and yet the algorithm seems to be sending me nothing else.

Casual day at the Rocky steps in Philadelphia!

Here we go:

I'm a #manutd fan and this made me crack up. 😂

I’ve decided to rename the North Atlantic Ocean.

70k signatures to rejoin the EU. Big petition, timely too - polling shows the public is in favour. Let’s get it to 100k and push Labour to debate rejoining. It’s the glaringly obvious solution our economic problems and the rise of the far right. Please RT. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7000…

I am a commissioner at the Federal Trade Commission. The president just illegally fired me. This is corruption plain and simple. My full statement: