So I’m gonna wear booty shorts on Monday and Tuesday and winter boots on Wednesday. Even though I’ve never seen snow anywhere above 3 degrees and water freezes at 0 okay 😭

Customer asked me what my name means in African LMAOOOOO 😭😭😭😭 like how do I even BEGIN to respond to that. Mind you my entire family immigrated from St Vincent (a country not even in Africa) in the 90’s. Like what

Wait I wanna do the family tree thing but it’s so lame bc it literally looks like this 💀💀💀

This was my k@tseye when I was 9, leave my divas alone !!

Had such a Canadian moment when I bit into a loud squeaky ass piece of cheese

Thinking about her ❤️

I used to bring my guitar in the bathroom and play a tune while taking a shit so

Every kid having the most traumatizing experience of their life and then this show comes on