It’s December 1st that means my baby is going to be oneeeee this month 😭

Shohei Ohtani is signing with the Los Angeles Dodgers

The Big 3 in LA 😎🌴

GRAB THOSE DRINKS CALL A LOVED ONE HUG A NEIGHBOR SHOHEI OHTANI IS A MEMBER OF THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS

Isolation & sleep

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

me when the margaritas start hitting #SBLVIII

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult:

McDonald’s breakfast SLAPPED when it came like this

idc if you’re in a bad mood, don’t take it out on me. a lot of people really need to learn this

you ever like "it is what it is" but deep inside your heart wishes things would be different

me thinking bout all the shit I let slide

Pouring from an empty cup is so draining

“justin bieber was just a phase” me at 60 years old:

I’m gonna need Ohtani to stop asking everyone if they’re okay after foul balls and lock in