Family court = ghetto

NOW WHY TF BILLY HAD TO DIE

I wanna start dating again but like without the losers

Men get married to check boxes and be unhappy as hell still trying to kick it with their old flames. Like please go to therapy and leave folks alone. Women do the same shit but this about niggas right now lol

I’m tired af! I gotta work 1 leg to SFO and then 24hrs of a nap and adventure in one of my favorite cities

The humor my company has been displaying in the last couple of days on socials has been so distasteful

I lowkey been a “new wig every month girly” and I don’t know how I got here

Yoooo the comments got me screaming 😂😂😂 sis funny

It’s crazy how big of a spiderman fan I am. Rewatching the recent spiderman and I’m still mad dumbass Peter caused his aunt to die cuz he didn’t want to listen to Doctor Strange and then fucked up the entire multiverse

The awkward moment when you realize that you might need to get turned into a pretzel cuz you’re starting to act cranky af!!!

You know coparenting is ghetto when you have to ask chatGPT to formulate a message thats clear and concise while also setting boundaries and telling the “coparent” to adhere to the parenting plan they fought so hard for!

Deleted all dating apps. I’ve officially decided to be a nun ☺️

Getting a farm with a horse and some chickens is starting to feel like a good idea

Paxlovid might be equivalent to shrooms because why tf was I up thinking a damn werewolf was going to come in the house and rip me to shreds lol. Covid and Paxlovid = fuck no. I been crazy for 5 days lol

Up looking at how much farms are in Texas and South Carolina

I did a full face of makeup knowing I ain’t doing nothing but blinking today

Mothafuckas really be on the spectrum

I’m in a space of my no literally means no and if you have to ask the answer is always NO! 😁

My baby sister’s boyfriend asked my dad for her hand in marriage and like the way other people’s especially those close to me, their happiness, their wins just make me feel all bubbly inside!! I’m so excited for her and my daddy …. A hilarious man 🥰😂

The disappearing ex.