“What makes you happy?” me asf:

“you look sad today” bro im sad everyday I just didn’t have the energy to hide it today

POV: Me losing my mind because I'm not instantly good at something people trained for years to perfect.

what my grandpa sees when i change the port from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2

How it feels being told you smell good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf was that

Lmfao I feel like the world has lost its mind

Doing anything but my actual job when i hear the manager is going to be out for the day

me realizing the way i grew up actually did affect me

I really want people to stop making it seem like being a present father is an award winning thing. It’s literally what they’re suppose to do.

euphoria The love story we will never witness 🥺

I really hope she turns this into a billion-dollar success.

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

I can't wait to hear "can i see your passport and boarding pass"

me after hitting snooze 87 times, and now I have 3mins to get to work

"Money doesn't bring happiness" Me with money:

Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

the silence after surviving a day that no one knew was hard.

"What do you want for your birthday?" Me: