because it's unsafe amd you're the club klutz, tamaki.

[ Giving Percy his fancy tuna. ] Enjoy, and don't worry about the price right now.

⠀Do I need to feed him the receipt? I said he doesn't have to worry about the expense of it.

that isn't poetry ??

and i once stayed up for three weeks without any of the hosts noticing.

yes, that's very true. did you want some of percy's fancy tuna, or are you finally taking a nap ?

( ✨ poetry ✨ )

simple. just zip it, lock it, and then throw away the key.

well, i hate to break it to you, but whoever is searching for the key could actually still manage find it with help from a metal detector— assuming whoever wants they key can find it on their own like that.

that'd also work.

⠀⠀⠀A hum in thought. ❛ Oh, I'm doing alright— just running the numbers for the club again. ❜

⠀ ⠀❛ Of course, here at the Host Club we're thankful for all our guests. So, why not buy a collection of photos of each host for a bargain? ❜

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ We could've made a lot of profit off of an pccasion like this, but— ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

( you had honey for a sec, and then i losta lot pf accounts during chrismus 😔 gOOD TO BE BACC )

⠀⠀⠀⠀ of course i have to keep all the hosts’ birthdays and events in mind when looking at our next meetings with guests. . . but it could also be a time for leisure as well, i suppose. i've got some gifts as well.

( i used to have acciunts for all the hosts pne year, so i feel that but THE AUDACITY of an app- nice to see some hosts still around on a bday )

( sorry, getting distracted looking at kyoya edits should remake that pinned soon ✌️ )