Risible, preposterous, laughable, ludicrous...so many adjectives to pick from to describe Shona's latest indy claim.

Meet Dalindy, everyone. He's a Rangers fan who longs to see a free Palestine.👌

OK then. 🙂

That's great, Fraser. How's that attainment gap looking?

How are you getting on with reducing Scotland's drug death stats, Neil?

So The SNP government has a massive financial black hoke because of Brexit, Covid and the war in Ukraine? Why stop there? Surely the real culprits are George Osborne, Margaret Thatcher, Winston Churchill, the Duke of Cumberland and Edward Longshanks?

She's the absolute spitting image of Liz Lloyd.

"We're not Nationalists, we're civic and joyous. It's you lot who are nasty British Nationalists." thenational.scot/news/24556648.…

Squatter Madras was a character devised by Peter Cook in a Derek and Clive sketch.

Is it legal to sell or own these devices in the UK? If so, this needs to change.

What's next, do we think? Will Neil tell us his sons had used his mobile phone to apply for tickets?

As he has clarified today, Neil Gray MSP wasn't trying to buy Oasis tickets. He was just using his mobile phone to queue up to, er, buy Oasis tickets. I'm sure we all see the difference.

Shouty Kate is angry.

Unsure how this squares with his admission today that he was trying to buy tickets in the meeting

A perfect situation to showcase the brutality and utter mindlessness of the modern era we are going through. Drug deaths through the roof again, our NHS crisis deepening everyday but our health secretary feels it more important to get Oasis tickets.

David Griffiths My Express letter yesterday

"So, Neil Gray MSP. What new initiatives are you and The SNP government considering in the fight to reduce Scotland's shameful drug death rates?" "Can you give me 5 minutes? I just have to complete this transaction. Two tickets, Murrayfield, Tuesday August 12th."

"Here is an update from Police Scotland on Operation Branchform. We've amassed copious amounts of highly incriminating evidence. We just don't know what to do with it. If only there was a mechanism in Scots law to press charges against suspects. Oh well." bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

What a shame. He was a real character and added so much to the show. Very sad.

Isn't it a criminal offence to presume either guilt or innocence in a live criminal case?