yesterday while I cooked dinner for my son, he was so mature and said, "one day i’ll help you with bills, groceries, and expenses." my eyes teared up he’s a 33 year old crypto trader

You see now I'm broke but I'm not bothering anyone. Please when it's your turn to be broke, behave

No matter how difficult your name is success will force them to learn it.

The drug addiction epidemic in Nigeria needs urgent attention. Almost all my childhood friends don crase finish

Ko funny

"If you don't give me money, you can't give me trouble and if you don't give me happiness, you can't give me sadness" - Pasuma

August Alsina

Mola

My brothers and I have stopped investing where there’s no reciprocity.

The instant brain reset after ejaculation is second to none 😭

Being in your early 40s is weird, man. People around your age are in every stage of life. You have people who are grandparents. You have people who have newborns. You have people dating 25-year-olds. You have people celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Some of them look

Had lunch with my parents today and we were talking about my uncle. - He’s 44 - Never married - Good shape - Tons of money - Travels the world constantly - Always with different women Mom says she feels bad for him. I’m just sitting here thinking like why his life rocks

Date cancelled 💔 We both agreed to go on a date today by 6pm. We spoke in the morning and afternoon. 30 minutes to date time, She texted that the cloth she wanted to wear, the zip just got spoiled and she is frustrated about it. I suggested she change to another dress, look

Happy married guys vs unhappy married guys fighting. Single happy guys just saying hell yeah

A 44-year-old divorced man in my building pulls women half his age consistently. I finally asked him what he texts them. He laughed and said "I text them like I text my plumber." That one sentence made me delete everything I thought I knew about texting 👇

No one. You just become an introvert and homebody until you have money again.

One of the most painful experience I have ever felt was when I went to Abuja last month I requested uber from my apartment to get food. Trip cost was 2500 naira. Uber guy arrived and decided to branch filling station to buy fuel before heading to destination… He asked for 5k

HajiQudus 🧡💫 Kene Ball wey we dey contribute N20 to make up N250, N300, N350 btw 2001 and 2004.

Agnes

Where is Fiokee?