Best part of my job is I can schedule myself to have 8 days off in a row, not have to take PTO, and still work full time hours 😊

"Ain't no fat nigga tellin me what he ain't eatin"

Footage from Pixar’s first hybrid stop-motion short film ‘SELF.’ The short releases on Disney+ this Friday.

“I’m finna take ur nigga” “You needa TAKE a bath” 💀

I was at work and allegedly saw a picture of drakes penis. What’s goin on man 😭

“we need more complex female characters” y’all could barely handle her

In my own head forgetting where tf I was 😹 sittin in the car b4 I clock in playin hellcats srts by sexxy 💀

Good credit is a huge blessing 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

“Thousands of chickens runnin found everywhere. Quack quack quack” lmfaooo

When people write “Erica” it really grinds my gears. Especially in response to an email or social media because where tf do u see the “C”?

It’s giving real nurse

I just need 100k n I be coo Lord

Believe it

me pretending idc about bridgerton s3 pt. 2 so it comes faster

Netflix France releasing Under Paris when the Olympics is next week and the triathlon being in the seine is INSANE LMFAO

Yall liked Divorce in Black? Terrible movie. 0/10 wouldn’t recommend

Shannon Sharpe got tired of ya'll questioning his sexuality and decided to lock in on IG live like:

Fell into a Diddy rabbit Hole on YouTube. I’m disgusted, this shit on par if not worst than Epstein

Noma’s Brother: Like a Ghost… Tariq: Yeah… a GHOST 👻 Me: #PowerBook2Ghost

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Charles R. Swindoll