the moon will sing a song for me i loved you like the sun

If you’ve listened to a man speak for more than 30 minutes, you’re a mother.

I don’t know what worse: reading the news or not reading the news.

happy friday the 13th to all who celebrate

There are many reasons I'm glad I didn't end up becoming a lawyer--mostly the fact that I would be bad at it and am very reliant on afternoon naps--but not having to shred another woman on the witness stand is a big one

i won't move, but i can't stay here so what the hell am i supposed to do?

Today I told a corporate anthropologist that I envision a world where more women celebrate their small victories and she said, “what, you’re not doing that already?” so, cool, permission granted to eat ice cream for dinner.

Imagine if people said nice things about you and you believed them

Cool cool cool 😎

My oil painting of a homemade Uncrustable

It is always good to cry. Tears gives you immense health.

wait wait wait WHAT—

Make America Horny Again

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

You don’t build psychological resilience by feeling good all the time. You build psychological resilience by getting better at feeling bad.

If you're hiring a marketer to do: - Content - Paid ads - Webinars - Community - Newsletters - Social media - Data analysis - Marketing ops - Lifecycle emails - Product launches - SEO, CRO, and ABM That's not a marketing hire. That's a marketing team.

bell hooks: "We have to constantly critique imperialist white supremacist patriarchal culture because it is normalized by mass media and rendered unproblematic.”

you ask me to return an email? on this, the 17th anniversary of pride and prejudice (2005)?