i’m so hungover i just need a bl***** while i nap

Stress eating leftover Halloween candy? More likely than you’d think.

Check on your sims and remind them to vote, especially all those fictional normal gays that live in like Ohio and stuff didmyfriendvote.org

Why is work trying to distract me from my twitter election distractions with …work 😒

get your ass to the polls, lets put this behind us, rear view not going back et cetera and so forth

Strangely, it's moments like this that I feel most lucky to be queer. I think about our elders. How hopeless they must have felt. How easy it would have been to give up. But they fought for the life I get to live today. What an insult it would be, to them, to succumb to despair

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trying to recharge ☀️

guess(ed) the password to my google drive and found this 27yo twink version of me (and yes those are american apparel briefs and an iPhone 4; the first term Obama era was wild)

tryna wash it all away

Apple Favorites playlist capturing the vibes just about right 😖

Stockpiling 5lb bags of sour patch watermelons in my apartments before RFK makes them unconstitutional

Finding myself on Twitter less and less. Hopefully I’ll see you over here

maybe this one?

Taylor Swift, Harry Potter, Glee, Pokémon…like what is going on here? Maybe the boomers were right about one or two things about millennials.

Irish-Americans: the Italians have set the bar. It’s time for us to put some numbers on the board.

when guys get fully naked in an airplane bathroom I’m like okayyyyyy 5’7